Some days are better than others, but here’s one way that even a novice can shoot well.
Call it a prank, gag, or shenanigan, we laugh with the innocent victim who is caught by surprise. A salesman remembered it was April Fools’ Day when he reached for the office phone to call a customer and the button numbers were rearranged. One morning, the big boss, who was always having closed-door meetings, came running out of his office, saying, “All right, who stole my door?”
Practical jokes aren’t always funny, but you’ll probably agree that these are:
Some of us have fallen flat on our face before. What do we do? As writers, after receiving a rejection letter, a bad review, or no encouragement at all, we can quit.
The wonderful thing about knowing we can’t win is not having to try. But if we believe that God will somehow use our talents for good, that just the chance to change one life makes the sacrifice worthwhile, we must get up and keep running.
Only the finish line will tell how well we did.
We can laugh when we’re happy and laugh when we’re sad. We can laugh flippantly, seriously, or or simply because others in the room are laughing. Our laughs may be deep and throaty or light and shrill.
The number of laugh types and their meanings are unlimited, yet many writers lazily write: He laughed. Little is gained by checking the thesaurus and using a synonym like chuckled, giggled, or guffawed.
Readers will appreciate us if we show the action, expression, and sound of laughter so they have a picture of what that particular laugh was like.
Here are a few pictures you might appreciate:
You may have heard there’s more than one way to skin a cat. There’s more than one way to make music as well, and the strangest materials may be used to make musical instruments.
Australian musician Linsey Pollak has worked as an instrument maker for forty years, designing many new wind instruments, not the least of which is this exciting product that you can manufacture at home.
It gives a whole new meaning to a child “playing with his vegetables” at the dinner table.
When kids learn English, they aren’t always clear on the meaning of words. Does a sign lettered Off-ice refer to a room near the ice house? As adults, we can appreciate the connection of familiar words to unexpected meanings.
Frank has a large collection of such words, and he’s constantly adding more. Here are a few of his own making, which he posted recently to the website:
- Polaroids — What Arctic bears get from sitting on ice too long
- Liability — Unique talent in using deceptive words
- Game Crossing — Going directly to jail, not allowed to pass “Go” and collect $200.00
- Thesaurus — A large word-eating dinosaur
- Apologetics — The ongoing need to say we’re sorry
- Correction Facility — Where journalism students learn to do editing
- Moving Violation — Leaving without paying rent
To read more of the collection, Click Here
Lindsey Stirling isn’t even thirty years old, yet she has developed a phenomenal talent. We can be sure this happened because she practiced her craft and continues to practice more than what most people are willing to do.
Talent is overrated. The practice is what really counts. That’s true for musicians, and it’s also true for writers.
Behind the façade of looking well, people are struggling, wondering what will happen next.
This video was created to help Chick-fil-A employees be understanding, to treat their customers with kindness. If we had the kind of X-ray vision to see the conflicts, dilemmas, and mysteries behind the facial expressions, we’d never lack for something to write about.
English is one of the easiest languages to learn to speak, because it’s so broad and flexible, a mix of words derived from many languages. But learning to write it? Now that’s another matter.
We park in driveways and drive on parkways. Boxing rings are square. We recite at a play but play at a recital. Forms are filled out by filling the blanks in. How confusing.